Missouri is trying to kill me! It tries every year. More than once! Someone! Arrest it now!! Know what the culprit is this time of year?

It’s this:


When those nasty brown squigglies start forming on the big-ass oak tree in my front yard my eyes start itching and watering and burning. It is miserable! Every spring it’s the same thing. Forget the layer of greenish-yellowish pollen that’s covering everything. My allergy meds are enough to keep that from causing me pain. But those oak squigglies will be the death of me one day!

Two more weeks and they’ll be gone. I can handle anything for two weeks, right?