Conversations In Our Sleep

I couldn't tell you exactly how many times I nudged, jiggled, poked, prodded my husband throughout the night trying to get him to stop snoring. Finally, at 4am, I'd had enough and punched him. Lovingly, of course. Him: Whhhaaatttt??? Me: You're SNORING! Him: I'm not snoring, I have my Do Not Disturb sign up. Me: …