I couldn’t tell you exactly how many times I nudged, jiggled, poked, prodded my husband throughout the night trying to get him to stop snoring. Finally, at 4am, I’d had enough and punched him. Lovingly, of course.
Me: You’re SNORING!
Him: I’m not snoring, I have my Do Not Disturb sign up.
Me: Um, OK.
He rolled over and went back to sleep. I had no idea we were using Do Not Disturb signs now.