Michelle, scrolling through pinterest: “Oh wow! This sounds good.
::shows picture on phone::
“Holy cow, Mom. Doesn’t this look good?”
::show picture on phone::
“Oh, THIS looks delicious!”
::shows picture on phone::
Me: “You know what’s delicious?”
Michelle (without looking up): “If you’re talking about what’s on your plate, I highly doubt it!”
Me: “Om nom nom.”
::raises plate to “cheers” Michelle::
Michelle: “Hork!”
DELICIOUS!