How to crack up your daughters in two easy steps!

  1. While having mighty struggles building a retaining wall, your daughter (who is sitting next to your UBER religious mother) asks, “What are you trying to do, Mom?”
  2. You respond, “I’m trying to get the nail to go into the fucking board.”

::crickets::

Then – the crowd goes wild!

Michelle was in the back of the garage looking for something and burst into a fit of giggles.

Ann remained composed until my mom leaned over and whispered to her. Then – laughter and giggles.

I later found out that Mom had whispered, “She seems a little frustrated so I guess I won’t say anything to her.” Good call, Mom. Good call.

My filter + building a wall are not two things that go very well together.

*shrug*

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