I have this love/hate relationship with my hair. It's pretty much my crowning jewel, so I love it. But it is a battle every day to contain it. Ever since my hysterectomy I've had some fairly bizarre hormonal changes in my body. This has caused my thyroid to act goofy. And by goofy I mean … Continue reading Love/Hate

Two Easy Steps

How to crack up your daughters in two easy steps! While having mighty struggles building a retaining wall, your daughter (who is sitting next to your UBER religious mother) asks, "What are you trying to do, Mom?" You respond, "I'm trying to get the nail to go into the fucking board." ::crickets:: Then - the … Continue reading Two Easy Steps