One of our group brought their daughter’s boyfriend along for a weekend of playing in the woods. At dinner she was introducing him to everyone.
“Mark has a gun. Tami has a gun. Cheri has a gun. Wayne has a gun. Mike has a gun. Shane has a gun. Judy has a gun. Cristy….will just hurt you.”
Yes, my reputation precedes me. Resting Bitch Face for the win.