One of our group brought their daughter’s boyfriend along for a weekend of playing in the woods.  At dinner she was introducing him to everyone.

“Mark has a gun. Tami has a gun. Cheri has a gun. Wayne has a gun. Mike has a gun. Shane has a gun. Judy has a gun.  Cristy….will just hurt you.”

Yes, my reputation precedes me. Resting Bitch Face for the win.