I have an addiction problem.
Coffee first thing in the morning.
Coffee mid-morning, shortly before lunch.
Coffee early afternoon (2pm, to be exact).
But then there’s Monday. Work gets a little frenetic at times and schedules get wonky. I didn’t get my mid-morning coffee.
A moment of silence, please.
The afternoon rolls slowly by and I’m working on a problem with some colleagues. After finally convincing them that I was right and that there was a problem, I headed back to my desk and emphatically announced:
Oh my god, it’s 3 already and I haven’t had my two o’clup cock!!
Poor, caffeine deprived brain!
Must learn to use my indoor voice.