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Annual lady-bit exam. Fairly typical question and answer session:

Doc: Any smoking?

Me: Nope.

Doc: Drinking?

Me: Socially.

Doc: [sideways glance, wondering what that might mean] Exercise?

Me: Five to six days a week.

Doc: That’s great! Diet?

Me: I’m pretty careful to eat a well balanced diet. I eat from all the food groups. Whole grains, except when a donut steps in my path. I can’t walk passed that.

Doc: Yeh, that would be rude.

She’s awesome! It’s nice to have a doctor who can put me at ease before she violates me.

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