Annual lady-bit exam. Fairly typical question and answer session:
Doc: Any smoking?
Doc: [sideways glance, wondering what that might mean] Exercise?
Me: Five to six days a week.
Doc: That’s great! Diet?
Me: I’m pretty careful to eat a well balanced diet. I eat from all the food groups. Whole grains, except when a donut steps in my path. I can’t walk passed that.
Doc: Yeh, that would be rude.
She’s awesome! It’s nice to have a doctor who can put me at ease before she violates me.