Me (bending over to look at my workout list): “Hmmm. Let’s see what’s on tap for today.”

Mark (slithering up behind me): “Oh, I’ve got something on tap for ya, Baby.”

Me (eyeroll): “Yes, I’m sure you do.”

Turns out, he wasn’t lying.

This is a cautionary tale. When you’re at my house, for the love of God, do NOT bend over!