Sad Thighs Diary

Dear Diary,

The Authority has discovered that cool weather makes breathing easy, and therefore has forced to me to run for an unhealthy period of time, thus making me crampy and uncomfortable. I fear I shall never be limber again. I shall seek my revenge and make her walk like she has a stick up her ass.

Reprehensibly yours,

Ms. Thighs

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