I stopped for fast food on my way home from work tonight. I’ve been SO GOOD lately that I felt like comfort food rather than healthy food. So I stopped by Fazolis. Because…you know…breadsticks!

Me:  *ordered my food*

Him: Would you like that for here or to go?

Me: Uhhhmmmmm….

Him: *giggle* Oh, sorry ma’am. That’ll be $9.56, please pull around to the window.

Yup. That’s what minimum wage’ll getcha!