Conversations Around The Cash Register

Standing in line at Sam’s Club:

Cashier to old gentleman:  You can go ahead and run your credit card now.

Old gentleman: (swipes card)

Nothing happens.

Old gentleman: (swipes card again)

Cashier: Here. Hand me your card and I’ll run it.

Old gentleman: (hands cashier his card)

Cashier: (looks over the card) I’m sorry, sir. This is your drivers’ license. I need your credit card.

*crickets*